'Life', that illness we carry.

deanisanactualprincess:

kevinssecretplace4546:

justanotherklainer:

baptisms:

do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted

 i though it said puppies and was concerned

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JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY

someone needs to quote the airport anecdote :D

strangely-poetic:


PLEASE READ, VIRUS GOING AROUND
EDIT: Okay, so this is the 3rd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this is a virus, no matter what name it says, because they change the names and send it on different blogs please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. HERES A LIST OF ALL VIRUS BLOGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY SPREADING THE VIRUS:
roppew
labagaww
savvbuw
natrgliuk
manoblofg
beautifultatoos
rebeccadreaming
hellxe
lovecoolart
get-over-there
artwonersloveworld
Also, I’ve noticed that all of the blogs that I’ve gotten this message from has a really cliche title like “beautiful landscapes” or “beautiful tattoos” so please watch out for that too. Do not click it, reblog and spread this as quickly as you can. 
ALSO IF YOU KNOW OF ANY MORE VIRUS BLOGS PLEASE ADD THEM THANK YOU SO MUCH KEEP THE WORD GOING

strangely-poetic:

PLEASE READ, VIRUS GOING AROUND

EDIT: Okay, so this is the 3rd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this is a virus, no matter what name it says, because they change the names and send it on different blogs please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. HERES A LIST OF ALL VIRUS BLOGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY SPREADING THE VIRUS:

  • roppew
  • labagaww
  • savvbuw
  • natrgliuk
  • manoblofg
  • beautifultatoos
  • rebeccadreaming
  • hellxe
  • lovecoolart
  • get-over-there
  • artwonersloveworld
Also, I’ve noticed that all of the blogs that I’ve gotten this message from has a really cliche title like “beautiful landscapes” or “beautiful tattoos” so please watch out for that too. Do not click it, reblog and spread this as quickly as you can. 
ALSO IF YOU KNOW OF ANY MORE VIRUS BLOGS PLEASE ADD THEM THANK YOU SO MUCH KEEP THE WORD GOING
tags → #just in case 
maythefae:

*Commissions Open!*
Yay. Wow, I shoulda done this sooner. Like way sooner, hehe. So if you are interested please email me at Maykirkpatrick@gmail.com (which is also my paypal email) with what you’re thinking about ordering. Prices may vary slightly if I’m drawing something super complicated or with added props.
For Additional Characters

Sketches: +3 per character
Color:
Bust +4 per character
Waist up +5 per character
Full body +8 per character

Please feel free to ask questions as well. Other than that, I think that’s it! Cool!

Go go grocery money!

maythefae:

*Commissions Open!*

Yay. Wow, I shoulda done this sooner. Like way sooner, hehe. So if you are interested please email me at Maykirkpatrick@gmail.com (which is also my paypal email) with what you’re thinking about ordering. Prices may vary slightly if I’m drawing something super complicated or with added props.

For Additional Characters

Sketches: +3 per character

Color:

  • Bust +4 per character
  • Waist up +5 per character
  • Full body +8 per character

Please feel free to ask questions as well. Other than that, I think that’s it! Cool!

Go go grocery money!

Z (yes it me. Also for the rating: A+)
murakioao

vitro-motus:

murakioao:

 

Of course he did. It had required some work, and still did, shaping this body into what it was now. And keep it that way.
His silvery gaze rested on the scientist as if to examine him for a certain type of body language. Avoiding eye contact, a twitch in his hands. “Liar.” It was a mere observation, no malintent was to be heard.
Now he even turned away, apparently not used to compliments.
It wasn’t very good turning his back to him, he must be either faithful or naive. Kazutaka folded up the collar of the dress shirt, slid the tie around his neck and tied it with a trinity knot.
What a shame that there was no mirror to be found, a real shame.
Silently he stepped up behind him, invading his personal space.

"You are welcome. Would you kindly have a look at this tie and tell me if there’s anything wrong with it?"
It was spoken while his long fingers worked to fold the collar back down, eyes still fixed on him.

(apparently I could picture a more dorky Muraki very well as Smaug if you take away the slight dullness he seems to have and the sliiiiightly choleric streak.)

☼}— Perhaps his admiration for the doctor was just a manifesto of his own willingness to stay fit? The man did swim laps and do yoga when he had the time for it. That was really the only logical explanation. Well… One he was willing to agree with anyways. A twitch was indeed to be found within his callused hands, and it was them fiddling with the hem of the turtle neck that wrapped the upper part of his body suit.

Being called a liar was quickly shrugged away. For now, he was more concerned with thinking of other ways to perceive and react to future compliments. It showed on his face with the way blond eyebrows curved into an arch in thought.

Reality had crept back up upon him once pressure was felt against a smooth back. Invasion of personal space. In his records of the man known as, ‘Muraki’s Awful Habit’ and it was indeed the top of that list. in a gentle and playful lean back against him, he heard the request and turned to examine his handiwork. A step was taken back to see better, and to put in some unwanted distance.

"You did very well, though it can be tightened a bit more here…" Hands took the cloth and began carefully fixing what needed to be.

vitro-motus:

☼}— "Hng. Fuck. Put a shirt on." Watari was no good around beautiful men, even if they were sick twisted bastards who got off on murder. But… Muraki’s abs, hubba hubba. Golden eyes tried to pry themselves away from the mans visage but his face reddened in frustration at the compliment. "Shuddup…"

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Ah yes hallo… I been waitin 4 u <333

if I ever get the time to do so, there will be a very dorky Muraki picture that will be posted.

Indeed a game it was they played, a steady back and forth, the kind of circling each other he knew so well. Usually it was more him circling others without them noticing, but reciprocation was welcomed.
It seemed also as if he had not taken his statement in an offensive way - even better that he did not deny lying.
The question was rather if it was a general position of not caring or a false honesty. Not that this would change much.
There had been that playful lean back and now the distance again, which was perfectly reasonable due to his request of checking his blind work.
The blondes hands that had fiddled with his turtle neck before moved now to fiddle with his tie, to tighten it just so much that he felt it.
"Thank you very much", he said politely after the little work being done, even granting him the littlest of bows.
"So, Mr. Watari, did you want something in particular?"
There had to be a reason entering the room (given that he knew he was in which was most likely) other than marvel at his body.

( I am looking forward to this you have no idea 8^))

the first thing i thought when i began playing dead space

'geez guys I'm a communications technician not a soldier I didn't sign up for this shit'
and the second was
'why do I have to BUY THE WEAPONS MYSELF YOU FUCKNUTS

Z (yes it me. Also for the rating: A+)
murakioao

vitro-motus:

murakioao:

He just had been planning to do so, but Watari had successfully interrupted him in doing so. Calmly he turned halfway to allow the blond a good look, smiling at his behaviour.
"You could knock next time, it would save you the embarrassment."
And would save him a good view on him which might be a negative aspect. “Mr. Watari, I am merely stating the obvious. Don’t be shy.”
The last was added with a wink, then the tall man fetched himself a fresh shirt and took his sweet time buttoning it up and straightening out the littlest fold.

(oh did you? I am pleased to hear that! °u° Also I just imagined him saying ‘don’t be shy’ with a smaug voice /DDDD)

☼}— Hot damn, he was doing this on purpose. His eyes easily traced the lines that made up the man’s pale chest, and his breath caught in his throat. Right about now, Yutaka was hating himself for being so attracted to handsome men with finely toned bodies. Did he work out? Probably. 

"Thing is, I did knock. Three times." Liar, you knocked once and let yourself in. A habit you gained from your detached father who would do the same to you, no matter the case.

Don’t be shy.

His shoulders stiffened and he turned away from the handsomely agonizing scene of the doctor dressing. The blond was very shy at this point and refused to pursue it further. "Well ahm, thank you, Doctor."

vitro-motus:

☼}— "Hng. Fuck. Put a shirt on." Watari was no good around beautiful men, even if they were sick twisted bastards who got off on murder. But… Muraki’s abs, hubba hubba. Golden eyes tried to pry themselves away from the mans visage but his face reddened in frustration at the compliment. "Shuddup…"

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Ah yes hallo… I been waitin 4 u <333

Dr. Smaug Muraki…. I just really need that in my life. But yes, I waited ouo

Of course he did. It had required some work, and still did, shaping this body into what it was now. And keep it that way.
His silvery gaze rested on the scientist as if to examine him for a certain type of body language. Avoiding eye contact, a twitch in his hands. “Liar.” It was a mere observation, no malintent was to be heard.
Now he even turned away, apparently not used to compliments.
It wasn’t very good turning his back to him, he must be either faithful or naive. Kazutaka folded up the collar of the dress shirt, slid the tie around his neck and tied it with a trinity knot.
What a shame that there was no mirror to be found, a real shame.
Silently he stepped up behind him, invading his personal space.

"You are welcome. Would you kindly have a look at this tie and tell me if there’s anything wrong with it?"
It was spoken while his long fingers worked to fold the collar back down, eyes still fixed on him.

(apparently I could picture a more dorky Muraki very well as Smaug if you take away the slight dullness he seems to have and the sliiiiightly choleric streak.)

Z (yes it me. Also for the rating: A+)
murakioao

vitro-motus:

☼}— "Hng. Fuck. Put a shirt on." Watari was no good around beautiful men, even if they were sick twisted bastards who got off on murder. But… Muraki’s abs, hubba hubba. Golden eyes tried to pry themselves away from the mans visage but his face reddened in frustration at the compliment. "Shuddup…"

image

Ah yes hallo… I been waitin 4 u <333

He just had been planning to do so, but Watari had successfully interrupted him in doing so. Calmly he turned halfway to allow the blond a good look, smiling at his behaviour.
"You could knock next time, it would save you the embarrassment."
And would save him a good view on him which might be a negative aspect. “Mr. Watari, I am merely stating the obvious. Don’t be shy.”
The last was added with a wink, then the tall man fetched himself a fresh shirt and took his sweet time buttoning it up and straightening out the littlest fold.

(oh did you? I am pleased to hear that! °u° Also I just imagined him saying ‘don’t be shy’ with a smaug voice /DDDD)

tags → #vitromotus 

You’re forgiven.

You’re forgiven.

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

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krunchycosplay:

Okay, so I said I’d type up a big response to this when I had time, sooo here it is! Big Sister Tips and Tutorials 
OVERALL: Most of my materials were very cheap and inexpensive. In fact, the most of it was CRAFT FOAM. The Shoulder armor I only started with a 16 mm gauge wire for a base. I fitted it to my Shoulder and when the outline of it was done, I just took strips of the craft foam and hot glued them to the wire. Then gave it a nice paint job, added in rivets and some knuts/bolts for some effect :) The Chest Plate-  Also made of Craft foam. This one is composed of two layers with 16 mm gauge wire between them, then the painted a third layer that goes around the edge of the chest plate (the part with bolts added to it for show). The neck piece is also just craft foam that was cut out and hot glued around the hole where your head goes through. The Tank was just two layers of poster board I bought at walmart. I hot glued them together and used a staple gun to hold it together firmly. After that, it got two pieces of cardboard cut out to go on the top and bottom. DO NOT ATTACH THESE PIECES UNTIL AFTER YOU MAKE AND ATTACH THE CAGE. The Cage was made of two layers of craft foam hot glued together with two pieces of 16 mm wire just inside the edges of the craft foam. Leave about 2-3 inches of the wire hanging out of the craft foam. When all the pieces are put together, slowly begin poking holes in the side of the poster board (aka your ‘tank’), and sliding the extra wire at the ends of the craft foam strips, and then twist the two ends together like you would a twisty tie on the end of a bag of a loaf of bread. Here’s some pictures of how you’ll put the craft foam pieces in: 
Once the wire/craft foam cage is firmly in place and your tank is spray painted, hot glue the two cardboard piece to the top and bottom of the “tank” aka posterboard. from there, the rest of it is all just painting, weather, and details :) I’m sure you can figure all that out! The main part of this is to remember to TAKE YOUR TIME. It’s not costly, and not hard to make, it’s just very very time consuming, but with a little patience, it really pays off!If you ever need any other tips or advice, just shoot me an ask! I’ll be more than happy to share a few of my secrets! :D 

krunchycosplay:

Okay, so I said I’d type up a big response to this when I had time, sooo here it is! 

Big Sister Tips and Tutorials 


OVERALL: Most of my materials were very cheap and inexpensive. In fact, the most of it was CRAFT FOAM. 

The Shoulder armor I only started with a 16 mm gauge wire for a base. I fitted it to my Shoulder and when the outline of it was done, I just took strips of the craft foam and hot glued them to the wire. Then gave it a nice paint job, added in rivets and some knuts/bolts for some effect :) 

The Chest Plate-  Also made of Craft foam. This one is composed of two layers with 16 mm gauge wire between them, then the painted a third layer that goes around the edge of the chest plate (the part with bolts added to it for show). The neck piece is also just craft foam that was cut out and hot glued around the hole where your head goes through. 

The Tank was just two layers of poster board I bought at walmart. I hot glued them together and used a staple gun to hold it together firmly. After that, it got two pieces of cardboard cut out to go on the top and bottom. DO NOT ATTACH THESE PIECES UNTIL AFTER YOU MAKE AND ATTACH THE CAGE. The Cage was made of two layers of craft foam hot glued together with two pieces of 16 mm wire just inside the edges of the craft foam. Leave about 2-3 inches of the wire hanging out of the craft foam. When all the pieces are put together, slowly begin poking holes in the side of the poster board (aka your ‘tank’), and sliding the extra wire at the ends of the craft foam strips, and then twist the two ends together like you would a twisty tie on the end of a bag of a loaf of bread. Here’s some pictures of how you’ll put the craft foam pieces in: 

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Once the wire/craft foam cage is firmly in place and your tank is spray painted, hot glue the two cardboard piece to the top and bottom of the “tank” aka posterboard. from there, the rest of it is all just painting, weather, and details :) I’m sure you can figure all that out! The main part of this is to remember to TAKE YOUR TIME. It’s not costly, and not hard to make, it’s just very very time consuming, but with a little patience, it really pays off!

If you ever need any other tips or advice, just shoot me an ask! I’ll be more than happy to share a few of my secrets! :D